Sunday, April 30, 2006


If it were up to me, lots of things would have a prerequisite competency test.

    Idiots should not be allowed to:
  • vote — they just vote fellow idiots into office
  • drive — they're the insensitive and selfish asses on the road that cause accidents for us responsible drivers
  • own a car alarm — someone in my apartment complex finds it fascinating to make his alarm chirp catcalls at women all day... 'nuff said
  • bear offspring — do we really need the idiots breeding more of their kind?
  • own a cell phone — this is why it's now socially acceptable to talk about your father's colon cancer in a loud voice on the phone at a restaurant, and part of the reason they drive so recklessly
  • purchase music — they only make mindless pop drivel more popular and force the rest of us with good musical taste to listen to their rap music at ear-bleeding decibel levels as they slowly drive by in the streets
  • walk alone in public — I can't count how many times I've been frustrated by mindless idiots at the store that stop for no reason in the middle of the aisle right in front of me

Okay, so maybe that's a bit too harsh or ridiculous, but hopefully you get the basic idea.

Currently listening to:
The Great Cold Distance
By Katatonia
Release date: 04 April, 2006


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