Fountain of Youth found?

I got a laugh out of this news story this morning. Famed magician David Copperfield claims to have found the Fountain of Youth somewhere on the islands in the Bahamas that he owns. Of course, he's not letting anyone in except for a few select scientists on his own payroll. Any bets on how long it takes one of the major TV networks to contact him to do another TV special showing off his new magical "discovery" in paradise? Methinks that he has just been out of the public spotlight for too long and his bank account is starting to run a little low....